The Onion Rocks

The Onion (a fake news site and paper) comes up with some of the funniest stuff you will ever see on the web. Here are two of my favorites.
Blockbuster Museum

Stabbing = Shorter Life

Tofu = dementia

Found this on Dvorak. I knew all this vegan / vegetarian stuff was bad for you. Long live meat! Here is the link to the BBC article.

Netflix Comes to Its Senses

Just a quick update, Netflix announced they will not be canceling the profiles feature. The email I received said that after hearing from many of its customers the decision was reversed. So what is the bottom line?
The Bad: The fact someone at Netflix thought this would be a good idea for one and then they fact they were actually thinking about implementing it is the real problem.
The Good: Unlike some companies, they actually listed to their customer base and reversed the decision. Maybe if the airlines would listen to their customers they wouldn't suck so bad. *See Twitter post about lost baggage.
The Ugly: The new release page on Netflix. I understand what you guys are trying to do but can we cut the crap and just have a simple calendar with all the new releases (like we used to)?